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Sorry I’m late, this whole construct is stupid.
Once you start selecting food based on how well it “agrees” with you, the second part of your life begins.
Losing the mask has been HARD, friends. Not sure what happened under there, but it’s not good.
Went to dinner last night and they had a beautiful salad bar, so I got it. After I ordered it, she said, “I have to serve you.” Which is fine, I get it, but, ohhhhh, so weird. You never realize how private you are about your salad bar selections until both have to say them out loud and say “when.” 😬😩🙈
You best just sit yo ass down. Y’all bitch asses ain’t goin’ nowhere.

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Shanna Walker, Writer

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