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I was banking on today being the day that everyone stayed home. 🤷🏼‍♀️ • • #shocking #thisiswhoiam #runningbehind #trafficistheworst #traffic #runninglate #funnymeme #runninglateforwork #runninglateforschool • • #Repost @perfectpending with @get_repost ・・・ I feel seen and personally attacked at the same time. 📷: Twitter.com/karenkilgariff
#1 best way to keep bitches quiet. Don’t give em anything to bitch about. • • #itsme #imbitches #bitchesbelike #cleanupyourshit #pickitup #momwillpickitup #momwilldoit #quityerbitchin #funnymeme #funnymom #imoverit • • #Repost @mommyneedsalife with @get_repost ・・・ I’m bitches too! 😂 Make sure you’re following @momsbehavingbadly for more!
Oh, the adrenaline rush that comes from, “Can i call you later? Just need to talk about something.” 😳 • • #Repost @wecannoteven with @get_repost ・・・ Bonus points if it’s followed with my name. • #funnymeme #anxiety #adrenalinerush #dontcallme #justtellme #illtellyoulater #ohnothehellyouwont #caffeine #somethingstronger #panic #panicattack
Sure, honey. • • #nationalfamilypjday #nationalday #nationaldays #celebration #celebrate #celebratetoday #holiday #party #seizetheday #seesthisday #everydayisaholiday #celebrateeveryday #carpediem #pjs #familypjs #pajamaday #matchingpjs #matchingpajamas #whateveryousayhoney
If you don’t think the cable company is figuring this sh*t out right now and how they’re all going to make us sign up and pay 10% more than what we’re already paying, you’re either not as hardened by the world as I am, or you’re stealing streaming services. Don’t believe me? Remember we when all signed up for Netflix because it was like $8??? • • #itallcomesoutinthewash #cpi #inflation #thisishowitworks #ifitsnotonethingitsanother #gonnagetcha #jaded #cable #netflix #gotcha • • #Repost @simoncholland with @get_repost ・・・ Seems familiar
I’m also not ready to throw out this Halloween candy. GIVE A MINUTE. GAH. • • #christmas #Halloween #holidays #holidayoverload #halloweencandy #christmastree #beprepared #jinglebells #funnymeme #holidayhumor #christmashumor #Repost @outnumberedmother with @get_repost ・・・ 🙌🙌🙌🙌

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Shanna Walker, Writer

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