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October 30, 2020October 30, 2020 chicwhitesheep

I Am the Pile of Crap on Your Stairs and I Shan’t Be Moved

December 3, 2019December 3, 2019 chicwhitesheep

Christmas Cards That Delight in Just 35 Easy Steps

November 10, 2018November 11, 2018 chicwhitesheep

Water Park Reflections

August 19, 2018 chicwhitesheep

Planning Your Planner: A How-To Guide

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“An associate will be with you shortly.” 😓😬😮🙈🤦🏼‍♀️😔🤬
Who needs my address?
Let’s think about this. Is this the fault of the plate, or the person plopping a giant meatball on a plate from a second story balcony, huh? In other words, if the universe could please be respectful of the flimsy paper plate I am as a person maybe we could just be cool and enjoy this delicious meatball.
It’s like I *want* to stop making COVID jokes, but I *can’t* stop making COVID jokes and that’s sort of what COVID is like and now I’m just going in a circle.
D. All of the above.
I feel so much better knowing that I have a plan for the morning.

Shanna Walker, Writer

Shanna Walker, Writer

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