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October 30, 2020October 30, 2020 chicwhitesheep

I Am the Pile of Crap on Your Stairs and I Shan’t Be Moved

December 3, 2019December 3, 2019 chicwhitesheep

Christmas Cards That Delight in Just 35 Easy Steps

November 10, 2018November 11, 2018 chicwhitesheep

Water Park Reflections

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Planning Your Planner: A How-To Guide

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I don’t even have a job. Literally no one appreciates these masterpieces.
“Mom, can you help me with this?”
You want perfect weather? You want it so bad that you’ll put up with a massive headache and weeping eyes? Coming right up. Enjoy looking at the beautiful weather from the relative safety of your kitchen.
I get really rage-y when there’s 5 minutes left in a Dateline and I realize, there’s not enough time for them to wrap this up. Bastard is still on the loose. And now I have to lie here all night and figure out how to solve this.
*looks directly at me*
Like, I knew this, but seeing in chart form just really drives it home.

Shanna Walker, Writer

Shanna Walker, Writer

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