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And I only ran over three woodland creatures on the way here. As far as I know. • • #Repost @the_suburbaness with @get_repost ・・・ This thing turns on a dime! (On a barge.) (In the ocean.) • • @the_suburbaness • #suburban #suburbanite #suburbanlife #suburbs #burbs #burblife #yukon #yukonxl #turningradius #landyacht #backthatthangup #outtamyway #soccermom #lacrossemom
People always think I’m me, but they’re mistaken, because I would never let myself go anywhere looking like me. • • #Repost @nottheworstmom with @get_repost ・・・ What’s worse than seeing someone you know in a store? Nothing. • • • Follow @the.nerd.dad for funny shit.
In my best Mrs. Doubtfire voice, “Well, hellooooooooo! Oh? Yes? Oh, it’s for you.” Now, if my real phone rings? That’s a different story. • • #Repost @themommlife with @get_repost ・・・ “I put the dinosaur in the oven and he made us eggs”. That is the conversation I had on the “phone” with my daughter 😂 WHAT ARE SOME FUNNY THINGS YOUR KIDS SAY ON THE PHONE?! 👇👇👇 • • • • • #toddlermom #toddlerlife #toddlerfun #toddlers #momofboys #toddlersofinstagram #momsofinstagram #kidsofinstagram #momlifeisthebestlife #mommyandme #mommyhood #mommylife #motherhood #motherhoodthroughinstagram #motherhoodunplugged #motherhoodrising #unitedinmotherhood #joyfulmamas #stayathomemom #workingmom #dailyparenting #mom_hub #momproblems #mompreneur #girlmom #bossmom #parenthood #momlife
“Do tell, Patricia.” • • #suburban #suburbanite #suburbanlife #suburbs #burbs #burblife #housekeeper #gossip #dotell #spill #spillthetea #goodhelpishardtofind #goodhelpiseasytolose
The very worst back problems start with either a sneeze or sleeping “funny.” True story. • • Repost @thenewstepford • • #thisis40 #backproblems #overactivebladder #oldaf
This is 100% valid reasoning. • • #gettingdressedistheworst #thingsaretheworst #stayingin • • Repost @mytherapistsays
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Shanna Walker, Writer

Shanna Walker, Writer

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